But what do my eyes see: Loretta Ortiz campaigns like Hollywood to be a minister?

Court of Long Shots.- Current Justice Loretta Ortiz is running a Hollywood- worthy campaign to become president of the Court.

As you all probably know... don't believe it, no one knows. In a few weeks, an election will be held to select ministers, magistrates, and judges of the Judiciary, and the campaigns have undoubtedly been the most interesting part of the process.

Minister Loretta Ortiz begins her campaign supported by members of the Mexican Union of Electricians (SME), the Cruz Azul Cooperative, and the National Assembly of Electric Power Users. https://t.co/ti8sAhL2nI 📹Rolando Herrera pic.twitter.com/t9ZIEfJQPn

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And just when we thought things couldn't get any better, along comes the campaign of current minister Loretta Ortiz, who, in addition to being a professional judge, has just demonstrated her talents as a marketer and filmmaker.

If she is not a Minister, she could be a filmmaker.

“I don’t buy cheap politics… let the people not choose,” says the catchy chorus, which, they claim, Shakira did obtain the copyright to be released.

Loretta, whose second surname is the very Mexican "Ahlf," seems to have graduated from some Film Arts Institute or, at least, a pupil of Martin Scorsese, given her high level of skill in creating life sequences.

What do Uncle Richie and Shakira have in common? 😂 pic.twitter.com/tNZbAofzD0

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As the publicity unfolds, we see superimposed images of Loretta, just as David Fincher does, or as Stanley Kubrick himself tried—unsuccessfully—to do.

At one point in the virtuoso video, Ortiz mentions Ricardo Salinas Pliego and his dispute with the SAT, confirming the level of the campaign being waged in this process that has the public deeply interested.

And to keep us smiling: a luxury yacht sank with 30 influencers on board, and they barely managed to jump to safety.