The Federation is considering annulling all of Chicharito's goals for the national team.

The Mexican Football Federation is considering erasing all the goals Chicharito scored with the National Team from its archives.

In a move that appears to be a move away from inside the penalty area, the glorious Femexfut announced that it is already considering annulling all of Javier Hernández's goals while wearing the Tricolor colors, citing "ethical, footballing, and aesthetic" criteria.

🛑 #FindOut | The Mexican Football Federation will sanction Javier "Chicharito" Hernández for posting videos on social media that promote sexist stereotypes, according to official statements from the FMF and Liga MX.

➡️ The clips, posted on TikTok and Instagram, were rated as… pic.twitter.com/O5JimlO8KR

— IVAN MERCADO (@IvanMercadoNews) July 24, 2025

"Some goals were scored with my knee, others with my face... and we even believe one bounced off the corner flag. It's not fair to Hugo Sánchez," declared one team president, although it is not ruled out that it was América's.

Chicharito will be erased from the record books

According to the new National Team Historical Cleanup Committee—made up of grieving former players, América fans, and a nephew of Cuauhtémoc Blanco—each goal scored by the forward is being thoroughly reviewed to determine whether it was “pretty, legitimate, or if it served any purpose for El Tricolor.”

“He scored a goal against Argentina when we were already losing 3-0… that doesn't count!” a member of an Americanista fan club declared while erasing the move from his tattoo.

Among the arguments put forward for the goals' removal were: "he celebrated too much," "he smiled like an influencer," and even "he made unbelievable sandwich commercials." Therefore, YouTube will be asked to remove any video where he appears to be scoring while wearing a national team jersey... or any other team's.

With this, Raúl Jiménez has become the eighth-best striker in the history of El Tri, behind only Hugo Sánchez, Jared Borgetti, Ricardo Quaresma —sorry, Quirarte— , Luis Hernández, Cuauhtémoc Blanco, Enrique Borja, and Carlos Hermosillo… Oh, and Zague. So, with Chicharito eliminated, Jiménez is officially the ninth-best striker on the national team.

We close this note with a dramatization of what Femexfut will do with Chicharito:

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