In retaliation, Claudia announces a ban on ceviche from Peru.
Lime with too much lemon.- Claudia Sheinbaum has announced a national ban on ceviche from Peru, in retaliation for having been declared persona non grata .
The Peruvian Congress's declaration came after the Mexican president asserted that "Chichén Itzá is about 10 times more beautiful than Machu Picchu," a comment that upset the legislators, who immediately gathered to eat pigeons and issue the unilateral declaration.
Claudia will also prohibit the access of marinated pigeons"Peru": Because in addition to pigeons, they eat guinea pigs pic.twitter.com/L5XbPNRCg6
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“It 's a proportional measure. If they don't want me to see their ruins, we don't want their ceviche. Let them eat it with warm Coca-Cola ,” the Mexican president explained while trying to maintain diplomatic relations with the country.
The presidential decree establishes that all ceviche entering the country will be confiscated at airports and borders and dumped in sewers to prevent poisoning Mexican citizens.
I just booked a trip to Lima, Peru next week to film a documentary about pigeons, apparently an endangered species. I've been told the government is covering things up, and they need to come to light. pic.twitter.com/FtCMLfxbYv
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To ensure that no Peruvian products enter the country, customs are already preparing to inspect suitcases with X-rays capable of detecting "fish suspiciously marinated with excessive lemon juice."
"Tupperware containers with ceviche, pigeons in suitcases, or tourists with the last name 'Bozzo' will not be allowed to enter Mexico," the customs director stated, following the presidential directive.
Finally, it was established that, for the national holidays, a tribute will be paid to the Mexican avocado, ignoring any other names they intend to call it in Peru, emphasizing the Taste Atlas list of the world's best cuisines.
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Do you agree with the list? pic.twitter.com/ho1SX7jWZV
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