Chavorrucos will protest against the reduction in the size of Electrolit

Fuente de Tlacote.- A large group of young people has announced they will take to the streets to vigorously protest the reduction in the size of Electrolit bottles.

Armed with sunglasses, Metallica t-shirts, and their supply of omeprazole in case the march extends, the protesters will protest against the company that produces the vital liquid they consume after exercising... or trying to get their passions going with their partners.

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That is not done with Electrolit

"They're leaving us defenseless against the moral and physical devastation. How is it possible they're reducing the size after raising the price every six months?" one of the protesters complained.

In addition to protesting against the company that manufactures the product, marchers will carry one of the new versions of Electrolit, along with an older package, so everyone can see the unfair price cuts.

They argued that the new size "doesn't even cover the first phase of the crisis," not to mention the fact that the price has been raised as if they were homes in a working-class neighborhood.

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“At first it cost 12 pesos and was bigger, and now Oxxo is selling it for 35 pesos, half the price it was before,” declared a furious protester while searching for the person responsible for this corporate policy.

Along with the street closures, the angry mob will demand the return of the previous version, a price reduction, and the introduction of a new "Bubaloo" flavor, which would include vitamins, a pain reliever, and a motivational message such as "You can still jump in basketball" on each label.

And to keep us smiling: a luxury yacht sank with 30 influencers on board, and they barely managed to jump to safety.

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